I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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