I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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