Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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