YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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