Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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