Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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