doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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