Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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