Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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