Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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