you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
its not stalking. its research.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize