Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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