Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I smell stomach acid.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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