at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
They took my balls.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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