READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We had to coat check the pizza.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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