doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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