We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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