Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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