You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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