As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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