at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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