i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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