thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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