is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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