I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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