What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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