Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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