i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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