Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
bring money and cleavage
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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