Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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