I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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