This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
where are my eyebrows?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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