I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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