So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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