Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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