no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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