Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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