I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Randomize
