she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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