so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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