my soul wont recognize me after tonight
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
