So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So squirting runs in the family.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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