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say what?
wanna hang out?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
she told me i tasted like america
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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