I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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