is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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