Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
