just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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