Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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