so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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