well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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