at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We talked him into tasing himself.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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