Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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