Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
